38 Memes to Distract You From Your Responsibilities

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    "aww the plans cancelled? i really wanted to go maybe next time..."
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    Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
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    brat @heavenbrat when ur chilling then ur suddenly hit wa wave of love for the ones u care about
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    Jordan Blok @jordaanblok It's ridiculous when someone tells me "aren't there more important things to be mad about?" You novice, you rube. You idiot. I can be mad about 20,000 things at once. I am a walking chimera of various furies and petty qualms. 4:19 PM Feb 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    weird picture of me group chat my friend
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    When someone tries to make a serious comment on some hilarious post. @wtfyoumemel Shhhhhhh
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    I HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX, BUT IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD ONE STEVEN WRIGHT PICTUREQUOTES
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    when you share a meme to the same group you just got it from. DE You know, I'm something of a myself idiot
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    shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Me: It's cold outside. Them: It's not cold outside. Not compared to the place i lived which was colder, which I'm about to elaborate on. Source: stability
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    I wash down my meds with DR. PEPPER cause babey I need all the professional help I can get DIN Lamictal B DIN 02265494 MYLAN-LAMOTRIGINE Lantrigine Tab Comprimés de Lamatig @friendlyreminderz DIN 82381312 AURS LAMOTRIGIN 100 DDr Tepper (23) 25 mg
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    trash jones @jzux i'm here if you need moron support. it's like moral support but stupid
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    You mean you could've done it at any time?! Jesse J. Anderson ADHD Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT @jessejanderson
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    wikiHow Learn why people trust wikiHow EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS » HAPPINESS How To Be Happy aborteddreams 1 Stop having thoughts
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    Anonim asked: Thoughts? thetomska answered: No thanks, I'm trying to cut back
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    My favourite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay @classicaldamn
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    Krys... @Kryzazy I'm not ashamed of who I am. That's my mom's job. 7:58 a.m. 04 Feb. 20 Twitter for iPhone • .
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    = wikiHow Learn why people trust wikiHow RELAXATION >> INNER PEACE How to Fix Your Mental Health wiki How 1 Stop being poor
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    gianma... @GianmarcoS... . Feb 20 "What would the Founding Fathers think" buddy I don't care what my regular father thinks
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    when you have the perfect joke but the topic changes before you get to say it
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    i have been diagnosed with chicago you have mental illinois Anonymous
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    Is it ok that I feel like I don't want to live anymore? Yes, Bobby, that's normal. TEXAS
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    My friends explaining me to other people "This guy right here, super weird."
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    me in conversation trying not to forget my point trying not to interupt
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    Them: Do you look better in person or in pictures? Me: Listen, I'm funny
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    xX_bonkey-bong_Xx @2hu_crunchwrap my family: 'you're too hard on yourself' my friends: 'you're too hard on yourself' my doctor: 'you're too hard on yourself' strangers: 'you're too hard on yourself' me: 'i think, what i need to do, is be harder on myself'
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    Got my ticket for tonight! 2018 COUCH GEN ADM BLUEBE EF01018 40.5 CA 10.00 COUCH 48.50 2WC00744 STAY HOME AND CH 63832 COUCH BLUEB GAS COU 766JZUS DO NOTHING GA6 48.58 AND GO TO BED EARLY 131 258175000073 ticketmaster
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    sorry for the late response, I've lost my grasp on the flow of time and the days have all blended into a singular, continuous numbing blur
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    When two people are talking to me at the same time
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    When she finally get to know the real you. There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man.
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    When someone calls my phone instead of just texting like a normal person nope nope nope nope ifunny.co
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    my brain at 3am Let's review your mistakes!
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    sandersstudies Follow Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes. Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom I talk a lot of for someone who can't function if the toe seam on my sock is in the wrong place
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    Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence Don't invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn't want to come out then and I certainly don't want to now
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    Coming home after a long day of being the funny friend S પ
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    Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting
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    nothing not a single creative vibe no thoughts GADWills 3 month window of unhinged creativity
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    When you're an introvert and try to say anything in a group of extroverts PLEASE, BE QUIET. I'M VERY INTERESTING.

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